AFEX AVENTURS
hi richard and james, when is your new record out/?1

Some south african juggalos came to my house & stole the new album after they got my guard down with offers of free baloney

Afex twin is r8 sexy & I want his manpenis to chew on

sir you need halp i suggest drinking Dr Pepper

it is like a doctor in soft drink form

r u hiring artistes

yes i need someones to draw the cover for my new album Risky Dick Jame’s Rockin Disco Jams

I also need a picture of a dog wearin a funny hat for reasons id perfer not to get into